Bacon Poetry Slam

Nick Offerman, the guy who plays the alpha-est of all males Ron Swanson on NBC’s Parks and Recreation, sure loves his bacon. Check out this video of the actor professing his love for the sacred meat.

This video is part of “Malarious,” an awareness campaign and fund raising effort by College Humor and Malaria No More.

And oh yeah, Ron Swanson is my hero.

Ron Swanson Is My Hero

Haven’t seen Parks and Recreation? You really should.

If only for Ron Swanson…

And I’m really really disappointed that this isn’t a real Ben & Jerry’s flavor.

Fingers crossed! Fingers crossed!